First they said it's only a recommendation, and I did not speak out--
   after all it is only a recommendation;
Then they said it's only a guideline, and I did not speak out--
   what's the difference between a guideline and a recommendation?
Then they said it's required but only for those who get government funds, and I did not speak out--
   I don't take government funds;
They they took my money and said they'd gladly give it back--
   Now I do what they say.